Blame it on my mother

"How much is this thing anyway?"

This week so far at work has been stupid question week. I know the old adage blah blah blah, but who ever came up with that adage obviously did not work in the fast food industry. Here's just a sample;(these were actual questions)

1."What's this ice for?"
My reply: We put ice in cups to help keep drinks cold. Try it some time!

2.(Asked while I was wearing oven mitts)"Is that pan hot?"
Reply: No, this pan causes cancer and these gloves help protect me.

3.When I asked someone to take out the trash; "All of it?"

Reply: No just about 2/3. We'll let god worry about the rest.

Now, these questions and answers may sound contrived, but I assure you that they are all legit. These are not stoner dumb people(like in the pizza biz), but just generally dumb.

I gotta admit that I do have fun with these people. There really is nothing more exhilirating than pointing out the shortcomings of others. By the way, you're not allowed to rent here anymore.

posted by vrblpollution @ 6:19 PM