Blame it on my mother

And then there were five

Just recieved word that there will be yet another addition to the Umlor family. The Bacon Martyr revealed to me that she is with child. I will finally have enough people in my family to have a starting five for basketball. I have a 6 year old girl, Baillie,
and a nine month old son we call the Dude. If any of you are thinking about having children, let this tool help disuade you. If you want kids, come babysit mine for a day.

posted by vrblpollution @ 6:11 AM